I read this joke a month ago from a friend's status *laughs*
On the best male and female financiers in the bible:
1. Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
ANS: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
2. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
ANS: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Who owned the best motorcycle in the Bible?
David. His Triumph could be heard across the land.
Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
Joseph, cause Pharaoh made a ruler out of him.
Who is the fastest man in the bible?
Adam cause he is the first in the human race.
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