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Thursday, October 4, 2012

Time Out

I read this joke a month ago from a friend's status *laughs*

On the best male and female financiers in the bible:

1. Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
ANS: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

2. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
ANS: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the Nile and drew out a little prophet.


Who owned the best motorcycle in the Bible? 
David. His Triumph could be heard across the land.

Who was the straightest man in the Bible? 
Joseph, cause Pharaoh made a ruler out of him.

Who is the fastest man in the bible? 
Adam cause he is the first in the human race.  

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